THIS IS... TROLLLANG
or, Daemoniel Loquum
I was bored, so I made a shitty conglang for the trolls from Homestuck.
Juveniel Sancté in Respiuum Obsia Stoan. Hoc Diel; Sexí Magnel Tenebris, Bī Perigee, Sexí Diel; is hoc Juveniel Sancté es Diel Wapulo.
Praeter facté sexí sweepí wapuken, donec hoc diel noet nontat!
Quid Juveniel Sancté es Nonné Tribuamus?
While the vocabulary is just butchered latin, it has a complex ending system and uses full alternian dates and names.
Vos Nonné is Juuhon. Facté Dicen, Diel is Diel Wapulo. Multat libí is in Respiuum Obsia. Vos es Multem Studí.
Vos es amaruum unto malat widen mentí. Vos amaran unto mandan to mach¡ní,Praeter noet perituum.
Vos es amaruum unto noet factuum, vos es juventat resym Nobus. Vos amaran ludere Resurb.
Quid vos Facamus?
Above are the first parts of Homestuck (or Adhæda Respiuum Obsia) translated into "Daemoniel Loquum"
Juuhon: Veloxel Accupitus Brachí sum Reponé
Vos es Brachí in Reponym, Poplrd!
Yes, that is Pooplord as a Troll Name.
Unto Amaruum to Juuhon es noet Brachí, vos Auferan Libé unto Juuhon, Tribuan unto somniké.
Vos Accipan Vos es noet Factat Brachí sum Reponym. Vos usere em unto Iocotat Iocoí.
Vos Accipan in vos es Reponurb. Vos es noet sciruum unto quid Sciran.
Multa noet em in Reponym
If you can translate the below, I'll... do something for you. idk. send me it on tumblr.
Vos amaruum Loquum. Vos Sciran Loquum, Praeter Factuum vos noet Wapula Loqiel.
Vos Accipan Sciruum unto Iocoum
Vos es Perituum
Maybe sometime I'll show off my incomprehensible horrorterrorlang, Éhtagn@shoòg Ahaimgr@luhh, or my full alternian time system. Maybe.